I have never felt so unstylish and unsexy as I have these last two months.

Apparently fat pregnant people do not exist because there is NOTHING available to me.

I searched for two weeks to find a single pair of pants I could wear to work because my stomach is tender as hell and came up finally with an over priced overly wide legged pair from motherhood maternity.

Even my go to, the thrift store, is failing me.  I found ONE pair of jeans and nothing else.

All I need is one more pair of black slacks I can peg into cigarette pants for work and I am set for the duration of this event. 

I am tired and sick and frustrated.

Someone send me a fairy god mother to create sexy clothes that don’t feel like they are squeezing the life out of my mid-section.

Side note: This is an actual result when I search ebay for “maternity 1x”